My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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