I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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