I'm so fucking centered right now
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
