You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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