Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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