fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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