Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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