flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Cover your peen. We're going out.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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