i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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