I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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