she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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