my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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