NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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