sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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