Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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