i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My vagina just clenched in fear
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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