For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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