Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
