Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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