my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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