Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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