Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?

(770): View more from Georgia

I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."

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(248): View more from Michigan

It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...

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(979): View more from Texas

so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.

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(917): View more from New York City

we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.

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(213): View more from California

the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.

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(323): View more from California

Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.

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(226): View more from Ontario

I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in

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