quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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