We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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