no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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