I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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