Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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