We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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