i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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