don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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