Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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