I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
soo... how was my night?
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