I must be too annoying 4 u.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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