Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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