I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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