I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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