I got chris browned last night
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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