You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
ok first of all what the fuck
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