Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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