YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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