it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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