Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Pants are for mortals
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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