i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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