He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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