She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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