WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?