the new term for farting is butt boxing.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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