Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
