Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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