We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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