Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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