I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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