I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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