talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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